Would you rather live in a pineapple, underneath a rock or inside a Moai statue?

I say the statue. But the rock would help my upper-body strength, and the pineapple would always smell nice.:](but I'd be afraid that it would rot...)

inside a Moai statue

What's with the Sponge Bob Questions (shudder .. my children (as teens no less!) liked to watch that series -- it was horrible!)

In a pineapple! I could eat my way out!!! :^)